Stoner Joe
Dude I haven't been on Tumblr in forever. Time I got shit straight. Tumblr is the one place I can be me. :)
June 2011
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May 2011
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Without music life just seems kinda bland, don't it?
“All alone I seem to break; I have lived the best I can; Does this make me not a man?”
—Korn; Alone I Break
The Only Thing Worse Than Death
Is Uncertainty
“Early in the mornin, Rise into the streets, Light me up that cigarette and I’ll slap shoes on my feet”
—Sublime
Dude, I'm so hungry, but I smoked so much I forgot how to drive
“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”
—
~Erma Bombeck
ESPECIALLY when you got the munchies
There is a saying
He who knows what a woman wants knows everything. But not even God knows that! hahaha!…. Ooo, Sexism, you never fail to amuse me
I needs followers maaaaan!
An Average Day in the life of Stoner Joe
1. Wake up
2. Take Bong riff
3. Put bong down and caugh like I’m dying
5. Get up and go into kitchen
6. Open fridge door
7. Spend what feels like hours looking for something good to eat
8. Finally decide on eggs and toast (again, because I’m still broke)
9. Eat and then zone
10. Get on Tumblr and look at funny shit for an hour before work
11. Look for shoes for two hours, becoming 15 minutes late for work, and discovering that they were exactly where I put them yesterday
12. Roll a joint for a nice smoke and drive
13. Place joint behind ear to buckle seat belt and check mirrors (Safety first man)
14. Where the fuck did my blunt go?
15. Find blunt
16. blah blah blah blah, bullshit at work
17. Go to my girls house after work
18. Smoke with my girl.
19. Attempt to have sexual relations with my girl.
20. Settle for some head.
21. I forget
22. Go home and get back on Tumblr.
yezir homie. This is my average day.
We all have inner demons
Mine’s name is Frank
You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass when you're really just cold diarrhea in a dixie cup
