1. Wake up
2. Take Bong riff
3. Put bong down and caugh like I’m dying
5. Get up and go into kitchen
6. Open fridge door
7. Spend what feels like hours looking for something good to eat
8. Finally decide on eggs and toast (again, because I’m still broke)
9. Eat and then zone
10. Get on Tumblr and look at funny shit for an hour before work
11. Look for shoes for two hours, becoming 15 minutes late for work, and discovering that they were exactly where I put them yesterday
12. Roll a joint for a nice smoke and drive
13. Place joint behind ear to buckle seat belt and check mirrors (Safety first man)
14. Where the fuck did my blunt go?
15. Find blunt
16. blah blah blah blah, bullshit at work
17. Go to my girls house after work
18. Smoke with my girl.
19. Attempt to have sexual relations with my girl.
20. Settle for some head.
21. I forget
22. Go home and get back on Tumblr.
yezir homie. This is my average day.
